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To quote the publishers of thepresent work This more reverent title had previously been forced upon him bythe religious scruples of the last newspaper in which a part of thework had appeared, with the natural consequence that when it came outin covers the country already had been flooded by its imitators with ascore of cynic books The Cynics This, The Cynics That, and. The Cynics tOther. Most of these books were merely stupid, thoughsome of them added the distinction of silliness. Among them, theybrought the word cynic into disfavor so deep that any book bearingit was discredited in advance of publication. Meantime, too, some of the enterprising humorists of the countryhad helped themselves to such parts of the work as served their needs,and many of its definitions, anecdotes, phrases and so forth, hadbecome more or less current in popular speech. This explanation ismade, not with any pride of priority in trifles, but in simple denialof possible charges of plagiarism, which is no trifle. In merelyresuming his own the author hopes to be held guiltless by those towhom the work is addressed enlightened souls who prefer dry winesto sweet, sense to sentiment, wit to humor and clean English to slang. A conspicuous, and it is hoped not unpleasant, feature of the bookis its abundant illustrative quotations from eminent poets, chief ofwhom is that learned and ingenius cleric, Father Gassalasca Jape,S. J., whose lines bear his initials. To Father Japes kindlyencouragement and assistance the author of the prose text is greatlyindebted. A. B. AABASEMENT, n. The Devil Inside Game Cracked Server' title='The Devil Inside Game Cracked Server' />A decent and customary mental attitude in the presence of wealth of power. Peculiarly appropriate in an employee whenaddressing an employer. ABATIS, n. Rubbish in front of a fort, to prevent the rubbish outsidefrom molesting the rubbish inside. ABDICATION, n. An act whereby a sovereign attests his sense of thehigh temperature of the throne. Poor Isabellas Dead, whose abdication. Set all tongues wagging in the Spanish nation. For that performance twere unfair to scold her She wisely left a throne too hot to hold her. To History shell be no royal riddle Merely a plain parched pea that jumped the griddle. G. J. ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, withsacrificial rights, all true men engage. From women this ancientfaith commands but a stammering assent. They sometimes minister atthe altar in a half hearted and ineffective way, but true reverencefor the one deity that men really adore they know not. If woman had afree hand in the worlds marketing the race would becomegraminivorous. ABILITY, n. The natural equipment to accomplish some small part ofthe meaner ambitions distinguishing able men from dead ones. In thelast analysis ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a highdegree of solemnity. Perhaps, however, this impressive quality isrightly appraised it is no easy task to be solemn. ABNORMAL, adj. Not conforming to standard. In matters of thought andconduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to bedetested. Wherefore the lexicographer adviseth a striving toward thestraiter resemblance of the Average Man than he hath to himself. Devilinside.jpg' alt='The Devil Inside Game Crackedipads' title='The Devil Inside Game Crackedipads' />A 17th century letter from the devil written by a Sicilian nun who claimed to be possessed by Lucifer, has finally been translated thanks to the dark web. Whoso attaineth thereto shall have peace, the prospect of death andthe hope of Hell. ABORIGINIES, n. Persons of little worth found cumbering the soil of anewly discovered country. They soon cease to cumber they fertilize. ABRACADABRA. By Abracadabra we signify. The Devil Inside Game Cracked Org' title='The Devil Inside Game Cracked Org' />An infinite number of things. Tis the answer to What How and Why And Whence Whither a word whereby. The Truth with the comfort it bringsIs open to all who grope in night,Crying for Wisdoms holy light. Whether the word is a verb or a noun. Is knowledge beyond my reach. I only know that tis handed down. From sage to sage,From age to age An immortal part of speechOf an ancient man the tale is told. That he lived to be ten centuries old,In a cave on a mountain side. True, he finally died. The fame of his wisdom filled the land,For his head was bald, and youll understand. His beard was long and white. And his eyes uncommonly bright. Philosophers gathered from far and near. Tabula Rasa Full Client. To sit at his feet and hear and hear,Though he never was heard. To utter a word. But Abracadabra, abracadab,Abracada, abracad,Abraca, abrac, abra, abTwas all he had,Twas all they wanted to hear, and each. Made copious notes of the mystical speech,Which they published next A trickle of text. In the meadow of commentary. Mighty big books were these,In a number, as leaves of trees In learning, remarkably very Hes dead,As I said,And the books of the sages have perished,But his wisdom is sacredly cherished. In Abracadabra it solemnly rings,Like an ancient bell that forever swings. O, I love to hear. That word make clear. Humanitys General Sense of Things. Jamrach Holobom. ABRIDGE, v. To shorten. When in the course of human events it becomes necessary forpeople to abridge their king, a decent respect for the opinions ofmankind requires that they should declare the causes which impelthem to the separation. Oliver Cromwell. ABRUPT, adj. Sudden, without ceremony, like the arrival of a cannon shot and the departure of the soldier whose interests are mostaffected by it. Dr. Samuel Johnson beautifully said of anotherauthors ideas that they were concatenated without abruption. ABSCOND, v. 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Not many absolute monarchies are left, most of themhaving been replaced by limited monarchies, where the sovereignspower for evil and for good is greatly curtailed, and by republics,which are governed by chance. ABSTAINER, n. A weak person who yields to the temptation of denyinghimself a pleasure. A total abstainer is one who abstains fromeverything but abstention, and especially from inactivity in theaffairs of others. Said a man to a crapulent youth I thought. You a total abstainer, my son. So I am, so I am, said the scapegrace caught But not, sir, a bigoted one. G. J. ABSURDITY, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent withones own opinion. ACADEME, n. An ancient school where morality and philosophy weretaught. ACADEMY, n. from ACADEME A modern school where football istaught. ACCIDENT, n. An inevitable occurrence due to the action of immutablenatural laws. ACCOMPLICE, n. One associated with another in a crime, having guiltyknowledge and complicity, as an attorney who defends a criminal,knowing him guilty.